To Watch Tonight

A kinky three-way between your ass, the sofa and the TV ... • College Basketball: LSU at South Carolina, Illinois at Minnesota. Are we having Illini pie or Gopher stew? [ESPN] • NHL: Minnesota at Colorado. And we're back, after the longest layoff since the strike. Except for the Swedes, of course, who are still partying. [ OLN] • NBA: Timberwolves at Bulls. Two animals who really don't like each other. [ WCIU]