What you'll miss as Lassie watches you drunkenly fall into the well one too many times and refuses to get help ...
• College World Series, North Carolina vs. Cal State-Fullerton, at Omaha; Rice vs. Oregon State/Miami (Fla.) winner. Nowhere else will you ever see these five schools in the same paragraph. [ESPN2]
• MLB: Cincinnati at New York Mets; Seattle at Los Angeles Dodgers. OK, East Coast, you win this round. [ESPN]
• World Cup: Mexico vs. Portugal. (It's taped: please do not reveal the shocking ending to Mexico vs. Portgual). [ESPN Classic]