To Watch Tonight

What to watch as the Soloflex in your den files for divorce ... • MLB: New York Yankees at Chicago White Sox. While you're waiting for the game to begin, why not head over to Hawk Harrelson's blog and watch as he takes shots at Mickey Rooney for no apparent reason. [ WGN] • Tennis: ATP Masters Series, Rogers Cup, at Toronto. I say, the tea biscuits are getting stale, old boy. Shall we take an intermission? [ ESPN2] • WNBA: Minnesota at Phoenix. We thought we had these nicknames down, but we're at a loss here. Wait ... Lynx? [ ESPN2]