To Watch Tonight

What to watch while being nine years old and having to listen to this "Joe Morgan" guy lecture you for HOURS about the best way to get the runner from second to third with no outs ... • MLB: San Francisco at San Diego. It was so much more fun when Petco fans went bonkers over Bonds. [ ESPN2] • Little League World Series: Regional final, teams, at Bristol, Conn. Puberty; nature's steroids. [ ESPN2] • NFL: Preseason, Oakland at Minnesota. Only a few hours remaining to complete your Randy Moss signs. [ ESPN]