To Watch Tonight

What not to watch after living in parts of three centuries ... • Little League World Series: Championship, at Williamsport, Pa., Kawaguchi City, Japan vs. Columbus, Ga. Our 'Welcome, Japanese Overlords' sign is ready. [ ESPN2] • MLB: Boston at Oakland. Which team will make more contact tonight? The Georgia Little Leaguers, or the Red Sox? (Sorry.) [ ESPN2] • NFL: Preseason, Green Bay at Cincinnati. We're ready for a fresh round of Kornheiser bashing, but will not participate ourselves. [ ESPN]