What to watch as you dream that on his next CD, Bob Dylan will cover only Lindsay Lohan tunes ...
• College football: Kansas at Toledo. Rocket home opener! Please do not leave smudges on the Glass Bowl.[ESPN2]
• Golf: PGA Tour, The 84 Lumber Classic, second round, at Farmington, Pa. Michelle Wie likes the men, yes she does. [ESPN]
• MLB: Boston at New York Yankees. When we looked at the schedule three months ago, we somehow thought that this would be more compelling. [ESPN]