To Watch Tonight

What to watch after an exhausting day hunting for The Farting Dissident ... • College football: Florida State at North Carolina State. So exciting, you might urinate in your knickers. [ ESPN] • High school football: Longview (Texas) at Lufkin (Texas). Books? This school don't need no money for no danged books! The football team needs new helmet decals! [ FSN] • MLB: National League Division Series, Game 2, Dodgers at Mets. Let the Dodgers' conga line to home plate putouts continue! [ Fox]