To Watch Tonight

What to watch as militant squirrels stage a coup to liberate your nuts ... • College football: West Virginia at Connecticut. UConn has a football team? We mean, UConn has a football team! [ ESPN] • Golf: Champions Tour, AT&T Championship, first round, at San Antonio. Please set all cell phones to "vibrate." [ The Golf Channel] • Motor sports: NASCAR Grand National and Elite Divisions, qualifying for All-Star Showdown, at Irwindale, Calif. No jokes, please. [ Speed Channel]