To Watch Tonight...

• College Football: Texas @ Texas Tech. Said Texas center Lyle Sendlein of the atmosphere in Lubbock, "You get things thrown at you that you never thought could sail through the air." In that case, I want to see a fire extinguisher. 7:00, TBS. • MLS: Chicago Fire @ New England Revolution. Ah, screw you and your singular nicknames. 7:30, Fox Soccer. • College Football: Tennessee @ South Carolina. I wonder if Phil Fulmer will be disappointed when he beats Steve Spurrier, and then can't come up with anything clever to say about it afterwards. 7:45, ESPN.