To Watch Tonight...

We're getting this out of the way now, because after this, it's all football, my friend...

• NFL Playoffs. Dallas Cowboys @ Seattle Seahawks. I don't care who wins, but I'm dying to hear Shaun Alexander's effeminate giggle. 8:00, NBC. • High School Basketball: Dematha (Md.) @ Huntington (Va.) David Stern's age-limit rule has really ruined the appeal of these things. 9:30, ESPNU. • College Basketball: UConn @ LSU. Poor kids, missing out on the NFL playoffs. Seems unfair. 9:00, ESPN.