What to watch while thinking you picked the wrong week to give up amphetamines ...
• College men's basketball: St. John's at Seton Hall; Memphis at Houston. Let's rock Hofheinz Pavilion, homies! [ESPN]
• Golf: PGA Tour, Sony Open, first round, at Honolulu. If loving Andrew McLardy is wrong, then we don't wanna be right. [The Golf Channel]
• NBA: New Jersey at Chicago; Cleveland at Houston. Lots going on in Houston tonight. Is anyone safe? [TNT]