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To Watch Tonight

What to watch after an exhausting afternoon of Winnie the Pooh Day festivities ...
• Boxing: Light welterweights, champion Randall (George) Bailey vs. Michael (The Roaming Gnome) Warrick, for IBA championship, at Key West, Fla. [ESPN2]; Junior featherweights, Juan Manuel Lopez vs. Cuauhtemoc (The Atomic) Vargas; welterweights, Victor (Smelly) Ortiz vs. Marvin (Overmatched Yet Hopeful) Cordova, at Phoenix. [Showtime]
• NBA: Detroit at Minnesota; Cleveland at Denver. Whom did the Nuggets sign today? Zelmo Beatty? Scary Spice? [ESPN]
• Tennis: Australian Open, early rounds, at Melbourne. That's a long way to go to go one-and-out, mate. [ESPN2]


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