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To Watch Tonight

What to watch as militant squirrels capture your nuts ...
• College men's basketball: Clemson at Duke [ESPN]; UCLA at California; Southern California at Stanford. Yeah, considering the parking situation for that Cal game, we'd suggest leaving the house now. [Fox Sports Net]
• College women's basketball: Tennessee at Vanderbilt. A shirtless, painted Kevin Stallings would be pretty much more than we could take at this point. [Fox Sports Net]
• NBA: Dallas at Chicago; New Jersey at L.A. Clippers. We've got NBA Fever! (We think we contracted it on a cruise ship.) [TNT]


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