To Watch Tonight

What to watch as militant squirrels capture your nuts ... • College men's basketball: Clemson at Duke [ESPN]; UCLA at California; Southern California at Stanford. Yeah, considering the parking situation for that Cal game, we'd suggest leaving the house now. [ Fox Sports Net] • College women's basketball: Tennessee at Vanderbilt. A shirtless, painted Kevin Stallings would be pretty much more than we could take at this point. [ Fox Sports Net] • NBA: Dallas at Chicago; New Jersey at L.A. Clippers. We've got NBA Fever! (We think we contracted it on a cruise ship.) [ TNT]