To Watch Tonight

What to watch as you relax with an ice chest full of beer while wearing an astronaut diaper ... • College basketball: Providence at Notre Dame [ ESPN]; Massachusetts at Fordham. Shall Rose Hill Gym not be rocked tonight? [ ESPN2] • College basketball: UCLA at Arizona State; Oregon State at Stanford. If Jim Harbaugh had any guts, he'd be making plans to be shirtless, painted red and leading cheers at Maples. [ FSN] • NBA: Dallas at Houston; Cleveland at L.A. Lakers. Who wants the ball in the fourth quarter: Kobe or LeBron? [ TNT]