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What to watch as your dog is in the next room downloading Lassie porn ...
• Boxing: Heavyweights, Kelvin Davis vs. Darnell Wilson, at Scranton, Pa. Hey, why does the Rocky statue have a needle in it's ass? [ESPN2]
• Cycling: Amgen Tour of California, stage 5, at Solvang. What the hell, let's all pull over and catch a movie. [Versus]
• NBA: Washington at Chicago; Utah at Denver. The Nuggets begin their rise to greatness here! No, really. [ESPN]

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