To Watch Tonight

What to watch after you are beaten savagely by your Verizon network ... • College men's basketball: Michigan State at Michigan; Florida at Tennessee. As long as all the coaches remain clothed, everything's gonna be juuust fine ... [ ESPN] • NHL: Dallas at Tampa Bay. Stars vs. Lightning would be better outdoors. [ Versus] • NBA: Washington Wizards at New Jersey Nets. Or, Washington Bullets vs. New York Nets, for when they were really good. [ Yes Network]