To Watch Tonight

What to watch after you ask God for two forms of ID ... • College basketball: Big East Conference, first round, at New York, Connecticut vs. Syracuse; Providence vs. West Virginia; Marquette vs. St. John's. Ass, meet couch. [ ESPN] • College basketball: Northeast Conference, championship game, Sacred Heart at Central Connecticut State; Big Sky Conference, championship game, Northern Arizona or Montana vs. Weber State or Portland State, at Ogden, Utah. If God is up there, get ready for Central Connecticut State vs. Florida in a couple of weeks. [ ESPN2] • College basketball: Pacific-10 Conference, first round, at Los Angeles, California vs. Oregon State; Washington vs. Arizona State. Remember when there was no Pac-10 Tournament? That was a few dollars ago, eh? [ FSN] • Soccer: UEFA Champions League, quarterfinals, second leg, Real Madrid at Bayern Munich. I like you, Spaniard. I shall root for you. [ ESPN Classic]