To Watch Tonight

What to watch as Queen Elizabeth takes up the entire couch and hogs the remote ... • MLB: Atlanta at Pittsburgh. John Kruk says the smart money's on the Pirates. [ TBS] • NBA: Western Conference semifinals, Game 3, Utah at Golden State. Regarding your free throws, Warriors, we think that Alec Baldwin said it best in Glengarry Glen Ross ... "Always be closing!" Wait. All those facts are correct, yes? [ ESPN] • NHL: Stanley Cup playoffs, Western Conference finals, Game 1, Anaheim at Detroit. Well, better get over to the TV; this game ain't gonna watch itself. [ Versus]