What to watch after another trip to the penis burn ward ...
• NBA: Playoffs, conference semifinals, Chicago at Detroit, Game 5; Golden State at Utah, Game 5. Mulder believes the Warriors still have a chance. Scully does not. [TNT]
• NHL: Playoffs, Western Conference final, Detroit at Anaheim, Game 3. "Rabbit season! Duck season! Rabbit Season!" [Versus]
• Sailing: America's Cup, semifinals, Race 2, at Valencia, Spain. Wait a minute ... that's no French flag! They're pirates! [Versus]