What to watch as Hurley comes barreling into the living room in a van ...
• Boxing: Lightweights, Anthony Peterson vs. Luis Ernesto Jose; junior welterweights, Lamont (Not Anthony) Peterson vs. John (Harper's Ferry) Brown, at Washington, D.C. [ESPN2]
• College softball: NCAA Division I tournament, super regionals, Game 1, Florida vs. Texas A&M. Because we like our sports ponytailed and virtually hitless. [ESPN]
• MLB: Chicago Cubs at Los Angeles Dodgers. Same explanation as above. [WGN]
• Major League Lacrosse: Boston at Long Island. Take that, you meany! [ESPN2]