What to watch as you mourn the untimely passing of Farfour, the Martyred Television Mouse ...
• MLB: Minnesota at New York Yankees. It's the matchup we've all been waiting for: Boof Bonser vs. Roger Clemens. [ESPN]
• Arena football: Wild-card game, Utah at Los Angeles. Somehow, Al Davis will find a way to sue. [ESPN2]
• MLB: Rangers at Red Sox. Kason Gabbard ... the K is for extra strikeouts. [NESN]