To Watch Tonight

What to watch as you celebrate Rick Ankiel's 28th birthday ... • Cycling: Tour de France, stage 11, Marseille to Montpellier, France. Only the Triplets of Bellville can save us now. [ Versus] • Major League Quidditch Lacrosse: Rochester at Boston. [ ESPN2] • Soccer: MLS All-Stars vs. Chelsea, at Denver. I will watch only if Chelsea brought their hooligans. [ ESPN2]