To Watch Tonight

What to watch as you try and watch "Honk If You're Horny" in peace:

7:00PM - CFB: Syracuse at Iowa. It's on the Big 10 network. In other words, it may as well take place in an existential forest.

8:00PM - NFL: NY Giants at Dallas. The Wade Phillips Era begins in earnest. The Tom Coughlin Era ends in a grueling 17-week death march. (NBC)

8:00PM - MLB: Indians at Angels (ESPN)