To Watch Tonight

What to watch while trying to decide if the suckatorium is a brothel, or another name for Fenway Park ... • Golf: PGA of America, Grand Slam of Golf, final round, at Tucker's Town, Bermuda. I'll be at the cabana bar. [ TNT] • NBA: Preseason, Cleveland vs. Orlando, at Shanghai. I'll be in the pirate section. [ ESPN2] • FrankTV: Hey, where did everybody go? We're still on for Nov. 20, right? Hello? [ TBS]