To Watch Tonight

What to watch as, during the earthquake, you shake violently to make the room seem like it's standing still ... • College football: Boise State at Fresno State. Welcome to the Doghouse. [ ESPN2] • Golf: Champions Tour, Charles Schwab Cup Championship, second round, Sonoma, Calif. They call us Funkheads. We love Fred Funk. [ The Golf Channel] • NBA: Cleveland at Boston.; Sacramento vs. Los Angeles Lakers, preseason, Las Vegas. Anyone want to trade for Kobe? Meet Mitch Kupchak at the Bellagio. [ ESPN]