To Watch Tonight

What to watch when not even Subserviant Chicken will obey your requests ... • College football: Hawaii at Nevada. Honolulu and Reno ... practically identical in every way. [ ESPN2] • College basketball: 2K Sports College Hoops Classic, at New York, third-place game; Championship game (Memphis vs. UConn). Chips, check. Dip, check. TV ... uh oh. [ ESPN2] • NBA: Houston at San Antonio; Detroit at Los Angeles Lakers. Battle of Texas continues. [ ESPN]