To Watch Tonight

What to watch while being strangled by a self-aware robotic hand ... • 7 p.m. — NCAA Women's Basketball: UNC at Tennessee. It's time for some hot undefeated-on-undefeated action. Two teams enter. One team leaves with a 20-point loss. [ESPN2] • 8 p.m. — BCS Selection Show. Next year, they plan on rolling the BCS computers back to Windows XP. [FOX] • 8:15 p.m. — NFL: Bengals at Steelers. Chad Johnson will sidestep the premeditated celebration rule by doing a Whose Line Is It Anyway hoedown. We'll need a suggestion from the audience of a profession you wouldn't want to do. [NBC]