To Watch Tonight

What to watch as you mock the humorless ... • College basketball: North Carolina at N.C. State (7 p.m., ET) [ ESPN]; Marquette at St. John's (7 p.m., ET), Kansas State at Nebraska (9 p.m., ET) [ ESPN2]. Tuneup for Bracket Madness. • NBA: L.A. Lakers at Phoenix (9 p.m., ET). Kobe vs. Shaq. Rated nacho-friendly. [ ESPN] • Soccer: MLS, Pan Pacific Championship, Los Angeles vs. Gamba Osaka, at Honolulu (11 p.m., ET), Houston vs. Sydney FC, at Honolulu (1:30 a.m., ET) [ ESPN Classic]. Well it should be better than the Pro Bowl.