To Watch Tonight

What to watch after a night of moderate drinking ... • MLB: Los Angeles Angels at Minnesota (7 p.m., ET); Houston at San Diego (10 p.m., ET). Meet me at Nicky Rottens afterwards for a burger and a martini. [ ESPN2] • NHL: Pittsburgh at New York Rangers (7 p.m., ET). All behold my Petr Prucha screensaver. [ Versus] • College women's basketball: NCAA Division I tournament, North Carolina vs. LSU, at New Orleans (7:30 p.m., ET), Maryland vs. Stanford, at Spokane, Wash. (9:30 p.m., ET). Ah, Spokane ... the Paris of the west. [ ESPN]