To Watch Tonight

What to watch while using science to control the female mind, then going home and heating up a TV dinner... • 7:00 p.m. — NBA Playoffs: Dallas Mavericks at New Orleans Hornets, Game 1. There's a new rule in New Orleans. No billionaires are allowed to enter the locker room. They claim it's not an edict used to single out any one person. [ESPN] • 7:00 p.m. — NHL Playoffs: Montreal Canadiens at Boston Bruins, Game 6. For once, a "Boston in the playoffs" is an underdog story. New Englanders agree with the disrespect, adding that "Nobody is picking the Celtics to win the NBA Finals." [Versus] • 9:30 p.m. — NBA Playoffs: Utah Jazz at Houston Rockets, Game 1. I'm sorry, someone carelessly left the 2007 TV listings next to my couch. Hold on, let me find a fresh one. [ESPN]