To Watch Tonight

What to watch as you put the finishing touches on your beer can coffin ... • Arena Football: Chicago at Tampa Bay (8 p.m., ET). Storm's a-brewin'. [ ESPN2] • MLB: Boston at Detroit (7 p.m., ET). This matchup looked pretty bland two weeks ago. Now, I'm looking forward to it. [ ESPN] • NBA: Eastern Conference semifinals, Game 2, Orlando at Detroit (7 p.m., ET); Western Conference semifinals, Game 2, San Antonio at New Orleans (9:30 p.m., ET). These playoffs are so lengthy, I'll be in my beer can coffin before a champion is crowned. [ TNT]