What to watch after a day at the penis museum ...
• Golf: LPGA, Corning (N.Y.) Classic, first round, (6:30 p.m. ET; same-day tape). So who do you think is hotter; Danielle Ammaccapane or Dina Ammaccapane? [The Golf Channel]
• NBA: Eastern Conference finals, Game 2, Detroit at Boston (8:30 p.m., ET). Hey! Tom Brady took my seat! [ESPN]
• Soccer: MLS, Houston at San Jose (10:30 p.m., ET). I don't know a lot about soccer, but I can't stay up this late for a scoreless tie. [ESPN2]