To Watch Tonight

What to watch while cleaning mashed potatoes from various orifices ... • MLB: All-Star Game, at New York (8 p.m., ET). No doubt all players will be totally giving 100 percent. [Fox] • WNBA: New York at Connecticut (7 p.m., ET); San Antonio at Phoenix (9 p.m., ET). I know two of these nicknames. That's progress. [ESPN2] • Cycling: Tour de France (8 p.m., ET). Taped highlights, hopefully doctored to make it interesting. [Versus]