Tom Brady Bitches At Himself: Your Week 3 Early Games Roundup

Patriots 23, Buccaneers 3: Without Danny Amendola or Rob Gronkowski, the Patriots managed to make their rookie receivers drop less. Kenbrell Thompkins had two touchdowns on three catches, and Aaron Dobson had seven catches for 52 yards. Brady threw a pick in the end zone in the third quarter, and this time, he yelled at himself.

Cowboys 31, Rams 7: That punt muff was probably the only bad play by the Cowboys today, as they cruised easily against the Rams. Tony Romo threw for three touchdowns and 210 yards, but because he didn't choke or get hurt, no one cares. DeMarco Murray provided 203 yards of offense for the Cowboys, rushing for 175 yards and a touchdown on 26 attempts along with three catches for 28 yards.

Bengals 34, Packers 30: The Packers blew it late, but they also lost Jermichael Finley to a concussion early in the game. In a currently weird AFC North, the Bengals and the Ravens are now tied for first.

Titans 20, Chargers 17: For the second time in three weeks, the Chargers shit themselves in the final seconds of a game. Jake Locker threw a beautiful touchdown pass to Justin Hunter with 16 seconds left, and the Titans are 2-1. Did anyone factor the Titans into any sort of contention this season? The AFC South has come a long way from when it used to be Peyton and the Colts beating up on everyone else. Well, the Jaguars still haven't changed.

Browns 31, Vikings 27: What looked like an ugly game turned out to be pretty damn entertaining. With less than a minute left, Brian Hoyer threw a game-winning touchdown pass—his third of the day—to Jordan Cameron. Cleveland has its first win of the season. This offensive production can't hold up, right?

Saints 31, Cardinals 7: Tyrann Mathieu had a pick for Arizona, but it was all Drew Brees today. He threw for 342 yards and three touchdowns while running for another. With Sean Payton back, the Saints look totally fine.

Lions 27, Skins 20: Detroit won on the road against Washington after 21 straight losses. Robert Griffin III threw for 326 yards, but he also had a pick and three fumbles, losing one of them. The Lions' Joique Bell ran over much of Washington's defense for a TD. After the game, Jim Schwartz did a variation of the mic drop.

Panthers 38, Giants 0: It was a game to forget for the Giants, who produced only 150 yards of offense. Cam Newton tore apart New York's defense, throwing for three touchdowns and running for one, while Carolina's defense gave Eli Manning no chance.

Ravens 30, Texans 9: Without Ray Rice, Baltimore still survived, suffocating Houston's offense. Hell, the only offensive touchdown of the game was a Bernard Pierce one-yard TD run. Baltimore also had a pick-six, and Tandon Doss returned a punt 82 yards for another TD.