Tony Parker Celebrated His First Triple-Double With A Customized Dessert
Last night, Tony Parker recorded the first triple-double of his career, putting up an impressive stat line of 27-12-12 against the Houston Rockets. Good job, Tony!
After the game, Parker went out for a celebratory meal, and the restaurant was kind enough to make him the dessert plate that you see in the picture here. Look at how happy he is! We could all use more textualized, self-affirming plates of food in our lives. Toddlers and people who are retiring have had that market cornered for way too long.
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