Unpretentious, With Just A Hint Of Laundry Hamper

Strawberries, cherries and and angel's kiss in spring ... this Ditka wine is really made from all these things ...

Cough.

Yeah, you heard us right; Mike Ditka has his own wine label. After a long night of medicated lovemaking, there is nothing that former Bears' coach enjoys more than a nice glass of vino. Or hell, the entire bottle. So why not make his own? Let's all run down down to the ... um, where's it available again?

"One word: powerful . . . with a nice, pleasant pepper finish," said Bill Hanson, Midwest region vice president for Costco, which will carry the wines.

Just the thing to go with our Buddy Ryan Fondue Set.

Nothing Says Wine Like ... Ditka? [Chicago Sun-Times]