Wanted: Boston-Area Roommate For High-Strung Veteran Wide Receiver Who Tweets A Lot

Chad Ochocinco, most recently in love with his quarterback: young, fetching Thomas Brady, needs a roommate in Boston. He wants a big Patriots fan, perhaps a real-life Tommy from Quinzee:

Ochocinco wants to move in with a Pats fan for a couple of weeks, until he finds his own digs. Really. "I'm going to do something different; I'm actually going to stay with a fan the first two, three weeks of the season. So that should be fun until I get myself acclimated, I learn my way around and actually just find a place," he said.

Has he chosen the fan yet?

"No. I'll just pick somebody. I'm not sure how it's going to work. They'll have to have internet and they have to have Xbox (game system) and that's about it."

Presumably the ideal applicant will also not live in Foxboro, because it's a horrible, disgusting, barely-accessible backwoods.

Ochocinco feeling confident, wants to room with a Pats fan [Boston Globe, h/t Seth]