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That's the rumor out of Philadelphia this morning and we'd love to hear more information if you've got it. We'd especially love pictures. Delicious, shirtless (with possible blazer combo), dancing pictures.

Burrell is in town to throw the first pitch today after recently signing a one-day deal and retiring as a Phillie. If you or anyone you know had a run-in with a half-nude Pat Burrell last night (this morning) at the Pen and Pencil Club, you know what to do.


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