We Are All Dave McKenna LXXIV

Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until [Daniel] Snyder's dumbass libel suit puts down the gun and fights like a man.

Daniel Snyder...oh, Daniel Snyder. Do you snort brandy in your velveteen robe, gazing upon the Potomac River from your vast and empty ballroom? Do you prowl the 9.65 acres of River Bend like a hyena in search of carrion? We'll have answers soon.

Tomorrow marks the diamond anniversary of "We Are All Dave McKenna," and we'll be putting a new spin on this feature. For now, however, we'd just like Daniel Snyder to know that we are watching, ever-vigilant, implacable, the cold eyes in the night.

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