We Have To Ask ...

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ... • 1 p.m. College FB with Joe Schad: Joe Schad, you are a fish. You cannot read. This cannot be read to you. • 2 p.m. D.C. United GK Troy Perkins: So, it's just like air hockey, right? • 4 p.m. NFL Scientist K.C. Joyner: It doesn't take an NFL scientist to realize that the Raiders are doomed. By the way, what's in your petri dish, "doctor?" You jackin' it?