We Have Ways Of Making Your Mascot Talk

Oh, those crazy Ivy Leaguers. What won't they do in the name of ribald gridiron revelry?

This video, made by Brown students before their game against Penn, involves the ritualistic torture of the Penn mascot in ways that, if not necessarily likely to make him talk, at the very least will lessen his opportunities at reproduction.

Brown Kidnappers Issue List Of Demands [Ivy Gate Blog]