Week In Deadspin: Farney Is Everywhere

• So hello to Ryan Freel's little friend! • We had some fun with Arash Markazi, but it was the dulcet tones of Scott Van Pelt that really won us over. • Yeah, see, things just aren't going well for Mo Clarett. (We can call him "Mo," 'cause we're pals.) • The NFL has a new dude in charge. Nice hair, too. • When local broadcasts go very, very wrong. • Emmitt Smith makes us sad. • Get your Eddie Johnsons straight. • Peter Gammons will be back soon. • Phyllis was a Buzzsaw cheerleader. Nice! • Bud Selig hates you. So you know. • DTC, baby: D.T.C. • We really are gonna get this tattoo. OK, not really.

That'll do it for us, folks. As always, enjoy The Mighty MJD all weekend; we're going to be alphabetizing our socks. We'll see you Monday.