Week In Deadspin: How Much Are Tickets At RFK Again?

• A brother's remembrances. • Football can be extremely violent, and if you're not careful, you'll —- HUGH! • We knew the beer at RFK Stadium was bad, but this is ridiculous. • It's probably not a good idea, in general, to be Joey Porter's neighbor. • Whatever it takes to fire Americans up about the Ryder Cup. • We tried to make nice with Jay Mariotti, but it didn't work, so it's back to the sewer with us. • Stephen A. Smith UNDERSTANDS THE MIDDLE EAST. • Listen, we apologized already, yipes! • Louis Gossett Jr. is trying to help, but he'll just get you shot. • We tried to inject some morals around here, and of course failed. • SMURFS!

Tomorrow, at noon ET, our Illini play a nationally ranked team. What could possibly go wrong? The Mighty MJD will take you through all the madness and what-not, and we'll be back Monday morning, if we make it back from RFK in time. Have a most pleasant weekend, ya'll.