Week In Deadspin: Killing The Messengers

• For the last time, please do not let your children go to the University of Miami. • More athlete run-in stories than anyone could possibly handle. • MLB.com and Scott Stapp are here TO ROCK YOU. • Wait ... professors at USC actually expect players to attend class? What kind of racket you people running here? • Chad Johnson makes us more happy than sunshine and rainbows. • Your favorite Clinton Portis character is Sheriff Gonna Getcha. Ours is Dr. I Don't Know. We can still be friends, despite our differences. • Even if you hate NASCAR, you'll love Jeff MacGregor. • We give you Dennis Rodman updates from both coasts. • Jay Bilas ... television magician.

And we said goodbye to Oddjack, which made us very sad.

Have a nice weekend. See you Monday. Enjoy the weight gain.