Week In Deadspin: Rockin' The Local 138

• We like to listen to John Rocker talk. Jeff Pearlman? Not so much. • Miami-FIU. What could possibly go wrong? • When Joey Porter and Kellen Winslow feud, it's a catfight, MEOW! • Joel Zumaya has BLISTAS ON HIS FINGAS! • Welcome back leather! (And no Berman jokes here!) PETA is not happy. • It's like a swiss army deer. • Carson Palmer loves K-Fed. • There's an awfully tight SHOTY battle. • Razor Ruddock will smash your trash. • We hope to someday live in a world where the denizens of the Barbaro Message Board and the fine humans at this here site can peacefully coexist. We are not holding our breath. • New Mexico forever!

Okey-doke, that'll wrap up the next-to-last-week before the holidays (and a week's vacation for us afterwards, but we'll talk about that next week). The Mighty MJD will take you through the weekend, and we'll see you Monday. Be safe out there.