Week In Deadspin: Talkin' 'Bout B-B-B-B-B-Basketball

• Man, can they ever lay down a dope beat in Kentucky. • If all soccer referees were like this, we'd watch games all the time. • Boobs! • We're previewing the crap out of the baseball season. • You don't have to be born to have Roger Clemens throw at you. • The NCAA's mascot is destroying everything in sight. • Andrei Kirilenko's wife is not like yours. So you know. • A busy week for Texas A&M: Lip-synching basketball players and flapping penises.

Oh, and keep an eye out for openings on our NCAA Tourney signup sheet as well. (In case you've forgotten what we're up to, it's explained right here.)

Enjoy The Mighty MJD all weekend, and we'll see you Monday morning. Wee.