Well, Look Who's Back!
That's right, folks: You thought the beat slowed down, but with Clinton Portis, the beat just don't slow down.
He was in character as Dolomite Jenkins today.
The character looked like "Napoleon Dynamite," from the movie of the same name about an alienated teen-ager who tries to get a friend voted as class president. Portis wore a black curly wig, a white shirt with the words "Vote For Santana," skin-tight Wrangler jeans and black rubber boots.
This character doesn't quite have the dramatic oomph of some of Portis' earlier incarnations ... but you know, we'll still take it.
Clinton Portis Characters Are Back! [Redskins.com]
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