What's Bill's Cartoon About?

Tomorrow is the day we have all been waiting for: A new Bill Simmons cartoon! It has been nearly three months since we last saw the little animated Bill — save that weird scary one at the top of his page that blinks — and, hey, who hasn't missed them?

Anyway, the new "season" of cartoons are launching tomorrow, and we're curious: What do you think it'll be about? All the first ones were just blatant retellings — often word-for-word — of past Simmons columns. Will it be about his kid? Fever Pitch? The Contender? Gay porn with Chuck Klosterman? Let us know your predictions this afternoon, and we'll run the best ones later on. Come on, this can't be that hard; dude only has, like, four ideas.