What's The Most You Ever Lost On A Coin Toss?

What's this guy supposed to be, the ultimate badass?

Alright then. Two of 'em. Both had our father in 'em. It's peculiar. We're older now then he ever was by 20 years. So in a sense he's the younger man. Anyway, first one we don't remember too well, but it was about meeting him in town somewhere, he's gonna give us some money. We think we lost it. The second one, it was like we was both back in older times, and we was on horseback goin' through the mountains of a night. Goin' through this pass in the mountains. It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he rode past us and kept on goin'. Never said nothin' goin' by. He just rode on past ... and he had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down, and when he rode past we seen he was carryin' fire in a horn the way people used to do, and we could see the horn from the light inside of it. 'Bout the color of the moon. And in the dream we knew that he was goin' on ahead and he was fixin' to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold, and we knew that whenever we got there he would be there.

And then we woke up.

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