Where's Barry?

All kinds of news happening with Barry Bonds. He deigned to bless the world with his presence at the Giants-A's series, reports have him off his IV and ready to begin rehab and even inspiring ESPN village idiot Skip Bayless to write another 1,000 words about nothing at all. But where, we ask, are the updates on BarryBonds.com? Barry still isn't updated his "journal and shoutouts" since May 13, and we, frothing fans waiting breathlessly for word from our master, are desperate to hear the real story, not the one filtered through the bastard media. Barry, save us!

Bonds Cleared To Resume Rehab [SFGate.com] Barry's Journal [BarryBonds.com] Bayless: Dripping With Suspicion [ESPN.com]